Boy was the lord good to me.... and then some.... I'm now making it my goal this year to undo his graciousness. Maybe he has a different idea than I of a nice ass but this is a bit much Lord. Please don't get me wrong, I am thankful. I do see your power and I am in awe of your capabilities, but I'm a walking garbage disposal in MAC makeup. I am an animal loving meat eater. I am a peace lover with anger issues. I am a germaphobe who doesn't mind eating certain types of dirt. I know what I like, I certainly know what I don't like but I am sure of this..... I want a smaller ass now. I'll probably work it into my talks with the man upstairs again. If he isn't fed up with me.... I did keep my last promise to him.... No Smoking for moi!
Let's get to the point don't we?
RESOLUTIONS for 2009 ( my best year ever)
1. Lose 30 pounds
2 Save 20 Grand
That's it. Fuck baby steps, i'm 30 fucking years old. My mom had 4 babies by now.... i'm not a spring chicken... I want money and to feel good. 2009, you better be with me of get fuck out of my way because whether I have 30 more years to live or 5.... i'm gonna have what I want.
This may sound presumptuous and crass but I have everything else... my dog, my hubby, my friends, my Itunes and my truck. I just can't fit into my clothes. Is it so wrong to make this the year I get what I deserve. Well unless I stop eating in the middle of the night and watching TV till the early morning i don't REALLY deserve a great bod but I'll add that to list in an addendum but to keep it easy i'll concentrate on those 2 main objectives.
Don't spend and don't eat.